Cool Lawyer's Tweets Will Make You Want To Break The Law

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Jul 12, 2018 6:00 PM EDT

You're definitely gonna want to go out and commit a crime just so you can hire James McMinn as your lawyer.

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    Client wants to get a license, reveals that they have 37 failures to appear and they want to change their ID to a completely new identity
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    "Too many sundresses at the cookout got you thinking?"
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    "If she has a big head and mentions Cash App in the first conversation, don't date her"
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    Text - James McMinn Tuesday at 7:38 PM With lots of people visiting Winston from out of town for the 4th of July, here's just a little something to help you find your way around should you get lost. First of all, don't panic. Pull your car over somewhere and just look around. If everybody has expired tags, you're on the Northside. If you see car accidents everywhere, you're on the Southside. If everybody drives aggressive and rude, you're on the West. If every other car you see is a police car,
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    Text - James McMinn 2 mins When I'm elected mayor we'll have an annual 00 July 4th purge in downtown Winston. All crime legal for 12 hours
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    Text - James McMinn Thursday at 9:36 PM Caller: "Mr. 11... I got arrested Sunday night for intent to sell and deliver. Can you help?" #11: "Well how did you come into contact with the police in the first place?" Caller: "First of all I got stabbed in 1998." #11: "Well, you're not testifying. This should be good though"
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    Obstetric ultrasonography - James McMinn Friday at 5:48 PM 336.816.0073 Throwback to the last time your MCM wasn't out on bond M 10
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    Text - James McMinn 1 hr Uncontested divorce 336.816.0073 On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate this sundress season? 11 @dizzle saint_james
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    Text - James McMinn Thursday at 7:59 AM If you got those same 4th of July charges again this year text me 336.816.0073
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    Cartoon - James McMinn Friday at 10:48 PM 336.816.0073 When you need her to wake up and drive you to Sheetz cause your license is revoked K
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    Cap - James McMinn 2 hrs 336.816.0073 Have u ever accidently gotten 17 traffic tickets over a 5-year period bc your license is revoked? YUUUP! drgrayfang YU
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    Text - James McMinn Yesterday at 1:33 PM 336.816.0073 she took charges out on me for the first time today so.. @TINDER iguess you could say things are getting pretty serious
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    Text - James McMinn Yesterday at 7:47 PM No. We can't expunge a murder conviction
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    Text - James McMinn Friday at 8:46 PM Ladies if u met him in a bar & his middle name is Lee or Wayne, he's been to prison100
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    Vertebrate - James McMinn Yesterday at 9:41 AM 336.816.0073 how I sleep knowing them warrants got my old address on them M
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    Text - James McMinn Tuesday at 6:42 PM PSA popo will be out in increased numbers tonight being extra! Wear your seat belts! Don't speed! Dont take weed in the car! Be safe and enjoy the 4th! #11 OB261 10 Comments 103 Shares Like Share Comment
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